BARBARA:     Oh?
STAN:     So, what d'ya say - d'ya wanna to go to bed?
BARBARA STAND UP AND BACKS AWAY FROM THE COUCH.
BARBARA:     Yes. Good idea! I'm really tired. I got up really, really early this morning. Thanks for the date. Goodnight.
STAN:     Wait a minute. What are you saying? This is it? I brought the wine, the chicken. I spill my insides out all over your living room, and you're telling me . . . .
HE LAUGHS AT THE IRONY
STAN (cont'd):     Y'know something, when you were passed out on the floor there, I could've done anything I wanted. But I didn't! Why? Because I'm a gentleman.
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